Lock the door!

[Paopu]

>>> Alright. I took this from an old forum. I feel absolutely lazy to edit it of it's typo's and weird language i used to have. Enjoy anyways!

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okay so.... this is just a shoutout... to ALL the people. who dont know how to lock doors when they need privacy...... especially when they're going washroom!!!
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omg so i was at the flip festival. and i needed to go washroom. and all they had was porta potties. but i had to go real bad. and after a long time of trying to find a realll washroom.... i had to go even badd-er. hehe

so i lewk at the locks, and they're ALL BLUE! you know what that means??

they're all empty. no one in there. UNLOCKED! so naturally i pick the one in front of me! and i open it!!

theres some white guy!! (at a flip festival?) peeing! and since a porta pottie isnt that big. his bum is pracitally in front of my face!! and im like

OMG! IM SORRY. and i shut the door! like a few seconds after he finally closes it >_> which means he didint wash his hands before locking it.

so i dont go to that one obviously!! i just go to the cleanest one ^_^ hehe
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omg okay. and one time. i was at a party. and i needed to go washroom. and the washroom was by the stairs. and my cousins and me were sittinng around the stairs. cuz thats the only place lolo's and lola's didn't take over. xP

so me go to washrooooom. and this time im prepared for people in there... so i say "is anyone in here?" TWICE!!

so finally i open the door fully. and there's some LOLO! (grandpa) on the toilet poo-ing!! so again im like

SORRY I DIDNT KNOW!!

isnt that weird? somone's pooing... in the dark... with no lights..... and an open door??

maybe he's claustrophobic??? and afraid of..... of the light??

XPPP omg it was so weird though.
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so let this be a lesson to you! lock the door and TURN ON THE LIGHTS when youre going washroooom!

[LYCHEE]

LOL hahhaa ...I go to the washroom without lights on o_0, and with an open door at night lolz..But thats when everyone's sleeping..Too lazy to lock and turn on the lights xD

WTF?? Ewww a white guy's butt lol

[Paopu]

LOL. WOW. open at night? GUtsyyy xD
and without lights on? arent you scared? Bloody mary might come out to get you or somethimg. Eeee bathrooms are so scary when its dark. especially if u have to look in the mirror x.x

[LYCHEE]

^LOL!!! Bloody Mary is oldddd XD

Actually, there's a nightlight in the washroom so....LOL

[Yellow Banana]

LOL! it's easier for girls though! you get to sit down nd get comfortable. it sucks if yer a guy nd you go to the washroom in the dark. i mean, we need to aim and we just can't in the dark. we'll MISS!

[spicyfruity]

hmm thats true, but shouldn't you be used to your own toilet by now?? xD you should have became the mr. blindshooter by now c(8

[Paopu]

Lmao. Hey hey! We got it hard too! We gotta know where to sit! We could completely miss and pee in the bathtub, or the sink, or something other than the toilet!